Where’s the Coffee?

Voyager and the characters aboard her in this story are copyright of Paramount.

The story is my own.

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“Coffee!” Captain Janeway demanded, entering the Mess.

“Don’t have any,” Neelix gibbered. “Seven has reprogrammed the replicators.”

“Why?” The Captain demanded in horror, taking a threatening step forwards.

“The beverage is inefficient and shall be replaced by a suitable substitute,” Seven of Nine declared sternly.

“What?”

“Herbal tea, on the command of the Doctor.”

“Where is he?” The Captain demanded.

“Here, Captain. You are getting over excited due to caffeine poisoning.”

“Over excited?” The Captain screamed, launching herself at the Doctor.

Snatching the emitter from his arm she pocketed it.

“No coffee, no Doctor. Now who’s excited?” She demanded smugly.